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Zeke Meeks vs His Big Phony Cousin

Fri, 25 Jul 2014 23:10:11 +0300

Zeke can't wait for his cousin Sam to arrive for a visit. But once Sam arrives, Zeke quickly tires of his guest's constant bragging and sucking up. Is Sam really perfect or is he just a big phony?

Zeke Meeks vs the Crummy Class Play

Fri, 25 Jul 2014 23:10:09 +0300

Zeke Meeks is used to being disappointed by his teacher's announcements, so he's pleasantly surprised when Mr. McNutty announces that the class will be putting on a play. Unfortunately, Zeke's excitement doesn't last when he's given a small part.

Zeke Meeks vs the Super Stressful Talent Show

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:15:31 +0300

Zeke's teacher is at it again. This time, Mr. McNutty is making the whole class be in a talent show. Normally, Zeke wouldn't worry about having a great act, but something amazing is at stake: the winner of the talent show will get advice from reality TV star, Brassy Glass. Zeke can't sing, he can't dance, and he really can't juggle. So what can he possibly do to win a moment with his hero?

Zeke Meeks vs the Annoying Princess Sing-Along

Wed, 30 Jul 2014 11:36:03 +0300

Zeke Meeks's little sister has been annoying him with Princess Sing-Along obsession forever, but it's gotten even worse. After he's guilted into going to a Princess Sing-Along concert for Mia's birthday, Zeke isn't sure he can handle the screaming kids and ridiculous songs. Could things get any worse? Only if his friends at school find out! Laugh-out-loud reading is followed up with discussion questions, an activity, and a glossary authored by Zeke himself.

Zeke Meeks vs the No-Fun Fund-Raiser

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:15:32 +0300

As a rule, school fund-raising is no fun. But Zeke Meeks is determined to become the best fund-raiser around. After all, the student who sells the most cake mixes will win four tickets to Thrillsville amusement park. There's just one problem. Zeke is a terrible salesperson. Maybe his great grandma can teach him a thing or two about selling.

Zeke Meeks vs the Big Blah-rific Birthday

Thu, 25 Jul 2013 23:10:14 +0300

When Zeke's birthday party falls near Grace Chang's and Owen Leech's big bashes, he decides to cancel his party. After all, even he would rather go to their over-the-top parties than his simple celebration. But Zeke and his classmates are in for a surprise. Bigger doesn't always mean better.

Zeke Meeks vs the Putrid Puppet Pals

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 23:10:11 +0300

Instead of playing at recess, Zeke Meeks' classmates have been sitting around, staring at their boring Puppet Pals. Will Zeke join them, even though he has no interest in this playground craze?

Zeke Meeks vs the Gruesome Girls

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 23:10:12 +0300

Girls are ruining Zeke Meeks' life. Not only is he surrounded by girls at home, he now has a new girl neighbor. She might be good at sports and video games, but when it comes down to it, she is still an awful girl.

Zeke Meeks vs the Mother's Day Meltdown

Thu, 13 Aug 2015 09:36:13 +0300

Mother's Day is coming up and all of Zeke's classmates are planning great gifts for their moms. But not Zeke. He's tired of his mom's healthy food and all her rules, and he doesn't think she deserves a thing. But when he starts thinking about all the good things his mom does, he starts to feel a little guilty. Will he have time to make the perfect gift, or will Mother's Day be a big meltdown?

Zeke Meeks vs the Stinky Soccer Team

Sat, 16 May 2015 16:15:29 +0300

Zeke joins soccer only to discover that none of his friends are on his team and the team uniforms are the color of pee.Worst of all, a bossy boy makes him dread practice and games. This is not what Zeke expected. He thought soccer would be a blast, but it turns out it's a bust.

Zeke Meeks vs the Horrendous Halloween

Wed, 16 Oct 2013 16:41:46 +0300

Halloween should be nothing but trick-or-treating, fun, and candy, but that's is not how it goes for Zeke. Costume troubles, a fight with Hector, and lame treats all mess with Zeke's holiday. Can Zeke overcome it all and save his Halloween?

Violet and the Pie of Life

Fri, 02 Apr 2021 01:00:35 +0300

There's no golden ratio for a family, despite what number-crunching Violet might think.
Twelve-year-old Violet has two great loves in her life: math and pie. And she loves her parents, even though her mom never stops nagging and her dad can be unreliable. Mom plus Dad doesn't equal perfection. Still, Violet knows her parents could solve their problems if they just applied simple math.

#1: Adjust the ratio of Mom's nagging to her compliments.
#2: Multiply Dad's funny stories by a factor of three.
#3: Add in romantic stuff wherever possible.
But when her dad walks out, Violet realizes that the odds do not look good. Why can't her parents get along like popular, perfect Ally's parents? Would it be better to have no dad at all, like her best friend, McKenzie? Violet is considering the data when she and Ally get cast in the school play, and McKenzie doesn't—a probability that Violet never calculated. Maybe friendship and...

Zeke Meeks vs the Pain-in-the-Neck Pets

Fri, 25 Jul 2014 23:10:10 +0300

Zeke wants to bring home the class guinea pig, Poopster, but his mom insists he's not responsible enough. To prove he can handle it, he promises to take care of the family dog, Waggles, for a whole week. His week is filled with one disaster after another. Will taking care of Poopster be worth it?

Zeke Meeks vs the Horrifying TV-Turnoff Week

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 17:49:42 +0200

Zeke Meeks thinks his teacher is crazy when he announces that no one can watch TV for an entire week. There is no way Zeke will survive without videogames or his favorite shows. Will he be bored enough to play with his sister? Study? Actually read for fun? Only time will tell.